all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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