I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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