are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I've blown a few things in my day
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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