The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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