Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
