Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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