If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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