ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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