If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You pole danced in your parka.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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