school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Did we literally take a cab across the street
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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