so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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