whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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