girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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