He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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