belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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