Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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