She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Randomize
