No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
whose ass print is on the piano?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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