yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
so much tequila, so little girl.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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