i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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