Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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