You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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