I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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