You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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