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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
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