I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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