I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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