hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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