Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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