Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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