Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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