I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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