ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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