oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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