dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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