i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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