Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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