Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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