remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My feet surprised me
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