Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Are we still banned from the library?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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