Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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