scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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