Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I think i got beer on your cat.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
