whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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