I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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