You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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