Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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