lets start a swedish sibling band together
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Farmville is her only friend.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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