You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
This is the high leading the old right now
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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