oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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