That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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