I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
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