do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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