Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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