Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
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