well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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