She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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