you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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