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I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
no. you can't hotbox the world.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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